Rap battles

[Jaydee]

Name says it all.
Battle each other with the illest jokes (freestyle)
No rude comments, eg swearing or cussing relatives ( family etc )
No personal jokes aswell
Have fun

Anyone wanna start ?

[J3NIUS]

come we go at it den lil bro hehe

this should be fun lol

people im only gna go at it with jaydee because he is my bro 4 real life

[J3NIUS]

you fink u a rudeboi
lol dont make me laff
u cant rap to save your ass

hehe

[Jaydee]

damn i wish i cud see the reaction of this retard
when X see/xc that i tee/it off on him n leave him in the ER/er
battlin me ull be walkin away with throat slashed
you a lil man what u get fed less than ur drops in the notepad

[J3NIUS]

Fink about what ur sayin why u goin all cwazy
do u even know what half of it mean ?
whats retard i 4got u an idiot who dnt know what ur chattin bout

2 rules in life fink b4 u speak

in dis case fink b4 u type

[Jaydee]

Ill make this house hot, I've held guns aka popped cops
But only 9's left now, boi ur time's runnin out like in nba '' the nba shotclocks''

[J3NIUS]

ull say ull make dis house hot
well guess what u aint tryin
ill show u what hot is in a second
lisen, im jus warmin up bruv , u fink ur an MC
all i c is a wannabe.
you say you held guns aka popped cops but the only gun u
held is a water pistol

hmmm lol

[Jaydee]

i've held a water pistol?
do u know what happend when someone said dat in bristol?
come boi ill take it anywhere
from our house 2 da streets 2 da funfair
YEAH

[J3NIUS]

dnt make me laf
the furthest u been is our back yard
boi u know who u tryin 2 impress
u know u shuldnt be on here
coz ur soo dum
ur gna get a backhand from mum

hehe

[Jaydee]

boy ur actually silly
u need 2 get a girp and fink
are u a rudeboy or pretty boy?
u buy clothes from jd and blue inc?

[J3NIUS]

get a grip and fink is what u need to do
i forgot u dnt have a brain do you ?
i aint no pretty boy or neither am i a rudeboy
im SANJIT get it right.
so what wrong wit mix n match
boi u know u love it
why u askin me where 2 get the top
dnt lie now pinocchio
i control you so hush and go to sleep.

[Jaydee]

You control me?
i am not some mind controled robot maybe theirs some diversity
u make me laff maybe u jus cant see
ill spit my lyrics down
now shut the hell up and get ur tea

[J3NIUS]

yes i do control you like i said ur pinocchio
listen and learn boi, dont mess wit me ill slap
you silly.
diversity ? what diversity? your me bro bruv what is diverse about dat
ur makin laff why use words u dnt know about?
ill finish dis once and for all
your lil, im big , ur dumb and im smart