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Old 15-08-2007, 07:10 PM   #16 (permalink)
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THATS SOOOOO tru propa typical families lolzzzzz

so trueee
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Old 16-08-2007, 10:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
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"You're walking out of customs with a trolley at the airport and you see
all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up"

Thtz soooo Tru!!!

"You're rich so he drives a Mercedes" No i disagree itz a BMW actually lol!
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Old 16-08-2007, 11:22 AM   #18 (permalink)
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You know your Indian when......
>
> >When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what
> happened to the other 25%
> >There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them
>You make tea in a saucepan
> >You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it
> >You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes
> >You have a 'Singer Brother' sewong machine at home
> >Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk
> to her for ten years
> >You call an older person who you've never met before 'Uncle'
> >You hide everything from your parents
> >Your mother does everything for you if you are male
> >You do all the housework if you are female
> >Your relatives alone could populate a small city
> >Everyone is a family friend
> >Everyone always calls you for help on homework
> >You study law, medicine or engineering at university
> >You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead
> >You know no one who has studied music
> >You went to a university as far a way from home as possible
> >You still came back home to live with your parents after you had
> finished
> >Your best friend got married at the age of 18
> >You like meat well done
> >You eat onions with everything
> >You use chilli sauce instead of ketchup
> >You fight over who pays the dinner bill
> >You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly you watch/hear them
> >You avoid public places when with a member of an opposite sex,
especially of there is an acquaintance within a 250 mile radius
> >You always say 'open the light' instead of 'turn the light on'
> >You always say 'slow the volume' instead of 'turn the volume down'
> >You secure your baggage with a rope
> >You're walking out of customs with a trolley at the airport and you see
all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up
> >You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your your luggage
which is just 80lbs overweight
> >You go back to your parents country and people treat you like a
member of the royal family
> >You ask your dad a simple a question and he tells you a story of how he
had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school
> >Your dad drives a Nissan
> >You're rich so he drives a Mercedes
> >You are ALWAYS taking of and putting on shoes everywhere you go
> >When you were little you always wondered why your english friends
waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth and why you always did
it first thing in the morning
> >To your english friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a
grooming aid
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LMAO well... that describes me perfectly lol seen it b4.

> >When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what
> happened to the other 25%

^^ WHY DOES MY DAD ALWAYS ASK ME THIS ONE??!!
LOL.
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Old 02-10-2007, 05:50 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 14-10-2007, 05:24 PM   #20 (permalink)
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U nw ur indian we 1of ya rents sing a song out of tune n thy gt th wrdz rng!
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Old 13-11-2007, 02:25 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Old 13-11-2007, 05:55 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 24-11-2007, 05:07 PM   #23 (permalink)
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^^ LOLLL! is that a good thing? lol hmm =p
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Old 30-11-2007, 07:38 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 25-01-2008, 02:16 PM   #25 (permalink)
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u knw indians propa smell like amla oil...lol..or ny oil....wen i go down southall brdway...damn..i cn smell da oil from a mile away...lol nd in the gurdwara omg...u cn smell it there to..lol...me nd my cuzin go amla oil....lol...desi touch....they propa put it in their hair like its gel or sumin..lol....
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Old 01-04-2008, 06:27 PM   #26 (permalink)
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wot bowt da plastic on ur remote controls! lol
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Old 01-04-2008, 07:39 PM   #27 (permalink)
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^ loool we actually dont do dat....but i have seen it on ma gujiz frends remote lol

and da funky patterened curtains....
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Old 02-04-2008, 07:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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oh anoda 1....wen ur mum asks 4 a discount!!!!
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Old 02-04-2008, 09:36 PM   #29 (permalink)
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^^ lool....now thatsss funny!
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Old 01-11-2008, 10:02 PM   #30 (permalink)
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haha so true!, another one when your mum puts all the daals and sabjis in some empty ice cream container
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