u know ur InDiAn when......

[dEsI bAbE!!]

You know your Indian when......
>
> >When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what
> happened to the other 25%
> >There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them
>You make tea in a saucepan
> >You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it
> >You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes
> >You have a 'Singer Brother' sewong machine at home
> >Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk
> to her for ten years
> >You call an older person who you've never met before 'Uncle'
> >You hide everything from your parents
> >Your mother does everything for you if you are male
> >You do all the housework if you are female
> >Your relatives alone could populate a small city
> >Everyone is a family friend
> >Everyone always calls you for help on homework
> >You study law, medicine or engineering at university
> >You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead
> >You know no one who has studied music
> >You went to a university as far a way from home as possible
> >You still came back home to live with your parents after you had
> finished
> >Your best friend got married at the age of 18
> >You like meat well done
> >You eat onions with everything
> >You use chilli sauce instead of ketchup
> >You fight over who pays the dinner bill
> >You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly you watch/hear them
> >You avoid public places when with a member of an opposite sex,
especially of there is an acquaintance within a 250 mile radius
> >You always say 'open the light' instead of 'turn the light on'
> >You always say 'slow the volume' instead of 'turn the volume down'
> >You secure your baggage with a rope
> >You're walking out of customs with a trolley at the airport and you see
all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up
> >You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your your luggage
which is just 80lbs overweight
> >You go back to your parents country and people treat you like a
member of the royal family
> >You ask your dad a simple a question and he tells you a story of how he
had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school
> >Your dad drives a Nissan
> >You're rich so he drives a Mercedes
> >You are ALWAYS taking of and putting on shoes everywhere you go
> >When you were little you always wondered why your english friends
waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth and why you always did
it first thing in the morning
> >To your english friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a
grooming aid
>
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[Bhangra_Babe]

lolz.

[Vrushika]

lol

[Mc_kaured]

lol u jowka

[J3NIUS]

JOKER ALL DEM ARE TRU DOH lol

[KIM_S*]

dats class i hav that as well and the funny fing is its all tru!!!!!!!!!

[Kiran Sandhu]

Originally Posted by dEsI bAbE!!

You know your Indian when......
>
> >When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what
> happened to the other 25%
> >There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them
>You make tea in a saucepan
> >You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it
> >You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes
> >You have a 'Singer Brother' sewong machine at home
> >Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk
> to her for ten years
> >You call an older person who you've never met before 'Uncle'
> >You hide everything from your parents
> >Your mother does everything for you if you are male
> >You do all the housework if you are female
> >Your relatives alone could populate a small city
> >Everyone is a family friend
> >Everyone always calls you for help on homework
> >You study law, medicine or engineering at university
> >You were thick so you studied computer science or business instead
> >You know no one who has studied music
> >You went to a university as far a way from home as possible
> >You still came back home to live with your parents after you had
> finished
> >Your best friend got married at the age of 18
> >You like meat well done
> >You eat onions with everything
> >You use chilli sauce instead of ketchup
> >You fight over who pays the dinner bill
> >You say you hate Indian films/songs but secretly you watch/hear them
> >You avoid public places when with a member of an opposite sex,
especially of there is an acquaintance within a 250 mile radius
> >You always say 'open the light' instead of 'turn the light on'
> >You always say 'slow the volume' instead of 'turn the volume down'
> >You secure your baggage with a rope
> >You're walking out of customs with a trolley at the airport and you see
all 25 members of your family who have come to pick you up
> >You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your your luggage
which is just 80lbs overweight
> >You go back to your parents country and people treat you like a
member of the royal family
> >You ask your dad a simple a question and he tells you a story of how he
had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school
> >Your dad drives a Nissan
> >You're rich so he drives a Mercedes
> >You are ALWAYS taking of and putting on shoes everywhere you go
> >When you were little you always wondered why your english friends
waited until after breakfast to brush their teeth and why you always did
it first thing in the morning
> >To your english friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a
grooming aid
>
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dat iz sooooo tru! ma mom mkez me do al da wrk! dont let ma munde do it! haha compare da indians 2 da gore! haha indians r betta!!!!! lolzzzz

[Kiran Sandhu]

but wen it sayz "Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talkto her for ten years" dat actually ma dad n his bros! lolzzzzz

[xsara]

omddddd!! all this is spot on!! oh n

"u can mangae to fit 50 ppl in one small car"
"ur car is betta than ur house"

jus a few more lolz

[nimmi]

lol yh i rememba wen i gt dat as an email its is funi bt is tru

[TwiZteD]

hahaahah thas so true, for the completely desi families.

[dimple_girl_uk]

v.tru lol

[Sannz]

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.

I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved
20 miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here
took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate
here, n that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not
sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and
haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting
the grass at the cemetery.

By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash.
He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club.
We were confused as to which piece should we remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is
a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him
out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and
he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his
father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea
after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love Mom.

P. S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I
realized, I had already sealed off this letter.


lol

[Sannz]

i got another one



Prof. Shakoor ( Does not know English) See how & what he speaks....

# Inside the Class :
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere
come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force
come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the
corridor
* You, meet me behind the class. ( meaning AFTER the class ..
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my
nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....

# About his family :----------------
* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)
* My long sister was boiling in water so I send her to hospital.

# At the ground : -------------
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.

# To a boy, angrily :----------------
* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk ?

# Giving a punishment :-------------
* You, rotate the ground four times..
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)


# Sir at his best : ---------------
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By
chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the
theatre, though the boy did not see them. So the
next day at school... ( to that boy ) - " Yesterday
I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre

[*$exy_$cottish_Hunni*]

THATS SOOOOO tru propa typical families lolzzzzz