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a few desi jokes
jus a few jokes i found!!
A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last week, but it was the most boring I ve ever read. There was no story whatsoever, and there were far too many characters!"
The librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."
An Irishman, a Mexican, and a Sardar were doing construction work on the 20th floor of building. They were eating lunch when the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, Im going to jump off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box and said, "Burritos again?? If I get burritos one more time, Im going to jump, too." The Surdar opened his lunch and said, "Parathe again.If I get a parathe one more time, Im jumping, too."
The Next Day: The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.The Mexican opens his lunch box, sees a burrito and jumps to his death. The surdar opens his lunch, sees the parathe and also jumps to his death.
At the funeral, the Irishmans wife is weeping. She says, "If I had known how tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again." The Mexicans wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas. I didnt realize he hated burritos so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Surdars wife, and she said, "Hey, dont look at me... that dumb-ass used to make his own lunch".
A population control program had been introduced in a remote village, but the doctors were having trouble getting the women to take their birth control pills. They decided, therefore, to concentrate on teaching the men to wear condoms.
Doctor told Santa, who had 4 children in four years, that he absolutely had to wear a condom. Doctor explained that as long as he wore it his wife could not have another baby.
About a month later Santa's wife, Jeeto, came in and she was pregnant. The doctor got very angry. He called Santa in and gave him a long lecture through an interpreter. He asked Santa why he hadn't worn the condom.
The interpreter said, "He swears he did wear it. He never took it off."
The doctor shook his head. "In that case, ask him how in the heck his wife is pregnant again?"
"He says," said the interpreter, "that after six days he had to pee so badly that he cut the end off."
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