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Old 31-10-2005, 11:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A gyal is standing at da gates of heaven wen she hears some loudd
horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside
she says to st.peter 'wots goin on?
he says 'thats da sound of new angels having thier heads drilled for halos
and thier back putting holes in for wings'
The girl says 'ahh , ill go to hell instead
St.Peter replies 'oh the devil rapes people there

the girl replies 'oh its okay , ive got holes for that
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 01-11-2005, 10:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LONG TYME NO SEEEEEEEEEEEE.....sowie of da subject..mwahhh 2 ma babayy
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LONG TYME NO SEEEEEEEEEEEE.....sowie of da subject..mwahhh 2 ma babayy
arghhhhhhh howz ma baby doin, i kno man not heard fi u for donkey years hahahahah lolzzzz mwaaaaaaaah to ya x x.........erm oopz sowie of da topic totally der carry on!!!
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Old 04-11-2005, 11:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2005, 08:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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aww ur 2 innocent read it agen n u myt hehr
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