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Old 03-07-2006, 03:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A SINGH N A PAKISTANI WNT 4 A JOB INTERVIEW WHILE IN D W8IN ROOM D PAKISTANI WOZ CALLD UP 1ST N WNT IN2 D ROOM. INTERVIEWER ASKD WHA WUD HAPPEN IF I TUK 1 OF YA EYES OUT?? PAKISTANI GOES ID GO BLIND. MAN GOES OK. MAN GOES WHA WUD HAPPEN IF I PULLD BOTH UR EYES OUT?? PAKISTANI SAYS ID GO TOTALLY BLIND.

MAN SAYS OK THANK U, U AV PASSD D TEST PLZ CALL IN D NXT PERSON. AS D PAKISTANI GOES OUT HE SAYS 2 D SINGH IF D INTERVIEWER ASKS ANYFIN JUS SAY BLIND N TOTALLY BLIND. SINGH SAYS OK N GOES IN.

INTERVIEWER SAYS 2 SINGH WHA WUD HAPPEN IF I CHOPPD 1 OF UR EARS OFF?? SINGH SAYS ID GO BLIND, D MANS GNE A LIL CONFUSD. MAN ASKS WHA WUD HAPPEN IF I CHOPPD OFF BOTH UR EARS?? SINGH SAYS ID GO TOTALLY BLIND. THE INTERVIEWER IS CONFUSD N ASKS HWS DAT?? SINGH SAYS

WEL....

IF U CHOP MA EAR OFF MA BAGH (TURBAN) WIL GO 2 1SIDE COVERN 1 EYE SO IF U CHOP OFF BOTH MA EARS MA BAGH WIL GO DWN COVERIN BOTH MA EYES. SO HW CAN I SEE??
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Old 04-07-2006, 12:16 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 04-07-2006, 11:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lolz ive heard this b4 n its PAKISTANI! not p4k!
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i didnt get da joke... m 2 slow oh well lol
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Old 05-07-2006, 11:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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lolz ive heard this b4 n its PAKISTANI! not p4k!
sorry 4 those of u dat wer offended... i'l atler my post!

im sorry!
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one pathetic joke... rip the singh why dont you
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Old 05-07-2006, 01:02 PM   #7 (permalink)
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one pathetic joke... rip the singh why dont you
pathetic?... i found it funi...

hu is ripping the singh?... hu me?... y wud i wan 2? im frm a singh family myslf u no!
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